Friday, March 16, 2012

Golden Tennis Rule

Never get into stupid arguments with people on the internet.
There are 435,865 - of course, all numbers approximate - trainspotters out there sitting around in dressing gowns with nothing better to do than sit around having arguments over tennis technique via a computer. Avoid these people at all costs. Often, the best part of their day is to hear a little 'ding' on their computer which lets them know someone has posted something new on their internet thread. More often than not, it's more pleasureable if the new post disagrees with their theory. This then allows faceless robe wearing trouble maker to rant on about theory Y v theory X for 456 words. Let these people have their fun but, if you never want to feel like hanging yourself or see the inside of a jail cell as a result of beating internet troublemaker to death with a rock hammer, avoid this nonsense. 

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